// why don't you figure my heart out //

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

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pokernon:

1st base: reblogged my selfie
2nd base: tagged/perfect

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anidioticblogger:

excuse me waiter where are my crayons

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candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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lameboyfriend:

(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

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cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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