my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
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I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM
zayn always disappears and comes back hotter than ever like what’s your secret